I know I gave Reign a lot of shit
last week because of its handling of various relationships and just generally
taking the show into the wrong direction, and I would love to say that things
got better this week... but sadly, it’s still very much about Mary and Conde
being super into each other, Francis being angsty about it, and Narcisse
sleeping with Catherine. On the bright side, there was a bit of Narcisse/Lola
too and even a tiny hint of Kenna/Renaude, so that was enough to see me off
until next week. And if you think that I shouldn’t be so focused on the
relationship stuff and should instead concentrate on the other aspects of the
show, like the political situation, well believe me I would be the happiest if
I could but as of right now these two are so intertwined that I’m literally
unable to separate them. After all, these are kings and queens amd princes
we’re talking about, and their relationships with each other are very much the
driving force behind most of the political games the writers have decided to
explore. So I will probably keep whining about the badly done relationships
until they miraculously sort themselves out, or introduce a bigger plot that is
much more fun to write about. Until that happens, bear with me please.
It’s been several weeks
in-universe since I was last rolling my eyesat some ridiculous line that’s
meant to convince me that Mary actually loves Conde and he’s the best thing in
her life and she wants to be with him five-ever, but it only took her a couple
of minutes into this episode to fulfill my weekly quota: "These last few
weeky without you, I felt as though I was dying." Sigh. Yeah, okay. She
also told him yet again that she wants them to be together, just not officially
in Scotland as they originally planned because she also has to stay with her
recently recovered husband. Then they kissed and it was all very romantic I
guess. I’m beyond done with this storyline and I really hope that it won’t
carry into next season. Either Francis should die as he should have done so ages
ago, historically speaking, and then we could have probably an entire season of
Mary feeling guilty about leaving him... no wait, that’s even worse. Sigh I
don’t even know, just end it please?
Meanwhile, a Catholic chapel was
being stormed by Protestants while a children’s choir was singing inside, and
it was honestly horrifying. The radicals captured the children and were holding
them hostage, and since General Renaude’s troops were still in Scotland, a last
resort army needed to be put together from the castle. Narcisse decided to do
what he does best aka stir some shit by playing two corpses with Conde’s seal
near the chapel, so that whoever find them will think that he’s somehow
involved, and Conde could finally be arrested on reasonable grounds. He told
all this to Catherine while lying in bed with her, which was both very hot and
very uncomfortable to watch, I mean, on one hand it’s Craig Parker almost
naked, but on the other hand it’s not with Lola... anyway, the role of finding
the corpses fell to Bash, who led an unsuccessful rescue mission and could
barely managed to escape. Francis had to call back Renaude’s army and
eventually the children were saved, but it kinda made me wonder how long the
poor things must have been locked in there... I mean, an army in full armour
making a journey from Scotland to France in the 16th century... I don’t even
know.
Conde visited Mary and told her
that he has to leave because he’s going to be accused, but Mary begged him to
stay and then asked Francis to spare him. Conde didn’t feel all that comforted
by her promises though because he met up with Elizabeth’s envoy, and received
the news that Elizabeth had accepted his offer of marriage. And as it turns
out, the marriage was going to take place right now. I was very excited to
finally see Elizabeth but of course I should have known that she wouldn’t
travel to France for such a petty matter as a marriage, so Conde had to do it
through a proxy – a really nice girl named Annabelle Breton. The scenes of the
marriage were interchanged with scenes of Mary writing a letter telling him
that he’s safe and should come back to her, which I guess would have been
heartbrraking to watch if I actually cared about this couple. But since I
don’t, I was excited to see what would happen next, now that the Prince of
Conde is also the King of England. Well, what happened was that it didn’t last
more than a day. Conde left the next morning and later saw smoke arising from
the village where the marriage was held, and also where Annabelle was still
sleeping. He quickly sent back one of his men only to find out that she’s dead,
the priest who officiated the ceremony was murdered, and the documents about it
destroyed, so basically it’s like none of it ever happened. Conde begs the
envoy to get a new proxy so that they can repeat the whole thing, but he’s
reluctant to do such a thing without his Queen’s permission. Conde feels
betrayed and fears for his life because if he gets found out, that’s high
treason, so now he has to go into hiding until Elizabeth decides what to do
with him.
But who’s responsible for the
destruction of his one-day marriage? Catherine found out about it soon after and
told Narcisse too, and know they both suspect each other. If that doesn’t tell
you everything about their relationship then nothing will, and I so wish the
writers could have realized that they’re so much better as partners in crime
who mutually respect each other, than actual lovers... but I guess it’s too
late for that. Anyway, I don’t think we actually found out who’s responsible.
Maybe there’s going to be a big twist about it later? I sure hope so. Later,
Francis told Mary about Conde’s marriage and she told him that of it’s true,
then he must have done it because she had ended things between them... which,
okay, I’m reading my notes now and I honestly can’t recall when that happened?
Does she mean at the end of the previous episode, because if yes, and she’s
saying this to make Francis understand that she chose him over Conde, then
she’s full of shit because whatever happened in the previous episode was
completely negated in this one when she told Conde that she still wants to be
with him... Wow, this show really needs to sort its relationships out. I can’t
stress that hard enough. Luckily Francis doesn’t give a shit about Mary’s
flip-flopping emotions, he even told her earlier in the episode that he no
longer cares what she does, and now he’s a little bit preoccupied with the
problem of Conde possibly still being married to Elizabeth, which would mean
that through him she has a claim to the French throne, and him being openly
protestant would mean that all the other protestants in France would rally to
help them claim the crown. Well, that’s a bit of a problem, isn’t it?
And finally, let’s also recap the
(for me) most interesting and entertaining parts of the episode. Kenna and Lola
visited Greer at her new brothel-house and found out that she’s now a Madame.
Then they went back later for a party, where Kenna spotted Renaude and
immediately asked Lola to leave... hmm ;) Then he asked Greer about him. More
specifically, she asked "What's his pleasure?" Hmmmmmm ;))) But then
Greer told her this story about how, during the hostage rescue, Renaude decided
to save the rich boys instead of the common ones first, and it cost him the
life of one of his men. This didn’t phase Kenna all that much because if anyone
understands the need for a rich patron it’s her, and he told as much to Renaude
when they ran into each other back at the castle. In exchange he told her that
when he had asked Bash to join the celebration after the rescue, he excused
himself by saying that he’s meeting someone, and then went off into the woods.
This didn’t really come as a surprise for Kenna because earlier in the episode
she was talking to Bash and pointed out that he’s been spending a lot of time
in the woods with a „friend”... what did come as a surprise was Renaude telling
her that he’s glad it wasn’t her that Bash was meeting. She asked him why’s
that, and he gave this very cryptic answer: "I may look out for myself
Lady Kenna, but I don't take things that don't belong to me. And it sounds like
you don't belong to anyone.", and then he walked off, leaving Kenna
completely baffled. I have to admit I am a bit baffled too. What does this mean?
Does „you don’t belong to anyone” mean „not even to me”, or...? But then his
relief at finding out that she’s not exactly on good terms with her husband
would mean that he actually WANTS to be with her, wouldn’t it? What a weird way
to phrase whatever he was trying to say.
Meanwhile, Lola has went outside
and ran into Narcise, who warned her that it could be dangerous for her to be
seen around such a place, what with her already being the mother of the king’s
bastard son and everything. Then he said "I would escort you back if I was
still welcome at court. Sadly, I'm not.", and I kinda had an „Oh, right!”
moment when I realized that he’s actually supposed to be in the dungeons right
now. Or at least that’s what Mary said in the previous episode, but I guess it
was either just an empty threat or the writers completely forgot about it,
because he’s very clearly still at court, sleeping with Catherine and all.
Sometimes I just can’t make sense of the things happening on this show. Case in
point, a messenger told Catherine about Narcisse and Lola being spotted
together outside a brothel, and she asked him if Lola was his wife, what would
he do in a situation like this, to which the messenger replied: I’d want him
dead. Cue Catherine looking very much murderous. Now what does THAT mean? Will
Catherine try to kill Lola? Because I bet Narcisse would have a thing or two to
say about that.
Episode MVP: Craig Parker as Lord Narcisse
Quote of the episode:
"You know what I just
realized? We're all basically fallen women. An unwed mother, a divorcée,
eventually, and now, a madame. So I say to hell with what people think." –
Lady Kenna
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