I tried to stay away from
spoilers as much as I could, so pretty much all I know about this season’s
storyline is that it takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting, and that it somehow
involves a grown up version of Vivian Harmon’s ghost baby from season 1. Those
two are obviously connected, or at least that’s what they want you to think!
Or, you know, that’s what I thought,
until I watched the first two episodes. Turns out the apocalypse was actually
caused by nuclear bombs (launched by whom? will we ever know?) so maybe Michael
Langdon (aka ghost baby) didn’t have anything to do with it. Or maybe he did.
Maybe his sheer presence in the world propelled humanity towards this
inevitable disaster. He IS supposed to be the Antichrist, after all. Well,
eleven more episodes to find out.
The good news is, not everyone is
dead! The bad news is (apart from, you know, the apocalypse), the survivors
we’ve seen so far are all pretty lukewarm, or outright terrible people. They’re
also all new characters, so no Coven witches or Murder House ghosts in the
picture so far.
Let’s see, we have:
Coco (Leslie Grossman), wannabe Instagram-famous Rich Bitch
Mallory (Billie Lourd), Coco’s assistant, appears to be even more
emotionless than Lourd’s character in S7
Mr. Whathisname… I don’t think it
was even said on the show but Wikipedia tells me it’s Mr. Gallant (Evan Peters), Coco’s hairdresser
Evie (Joan Collins), his grandma, who’s pretty fantastic for a
bitchy old lady
These four boarded a plane when
the bombs hit (leaving behind Coco’s fiancé Brock, played by Billy Eichner, but I wouldn’t pronounce him dead
just yet) and found refuge in an underground shelter run by a mysterious
organization known as the Cooperative – one of many, it turns out. Other people
who also bought places for themselves in Outpost 3 include TV personality Dinah Stevens (Adina Porter) and some
guy named Andre (Jeffrey
Bowyer-Chapman from Unreal). Rounding
out this not so illustrious company are youngsters Timothy and Emily, who
were specifically selected by the Cooperative for their flawless genetic
makeup. Hmm. These two, of course, almost instantly hooked up, although sex is
strictly forbidden by Cooperative rules. Or is it?
According to Outpost 3 boss Miss Wilhelmina Venable (Sarah
Paulson), it is, but it turns out power ran to her head a little and she
decided to implement her own rules! This brings her into direct conflict with Michael Langdon, the aforementioned
Antichrist, who arrives at the Outpost to evaluate the residents and find out
which of them are fit to join the Cooperative’s HQ, the Sanctuary. But, and
here’s the kicker: it’s not about selecting the youngest, healthiest people so
they can repopulate the planet. They need them for some other reason, which
means that grandma Evie was just as likely a candidate as his grandson, and she
was ready to do everything in her power to make sure he doesn’t get selected
over her. This included ratting on him having sex with Rubber Man when everyone
thought sex was illegal. Bad, bad grandma! Unfortunately, Gallant killed her in
a fit of rage, while thinking that she was actually Rubber Man… like, not that she was in the rubber suit while he was
having sex with it, ew, no. He just hallucinated Rubber Man into her place
while stabbing her. Gallant actually thought it was Langdon who fucked him. Which may still be true, because what other
options do we have? Was it Tate
Langdon? Did Evan Peters have sex with himself? Now there’s a thought. Anyway,
Evie is probably dead now, and so is Emily, because Miss Venable’s right hand
woman Miss Meade (Kathy Bates doing
her best Big Boo impression) shot her after she and Timothy were discovered
„copulating”. Which I guess is
illegal after all? Who do we listen to, Venable or Langdon?
Also, it’s not like the planet is
left entirely without life. Something
is out there. „Canker pus monsters”, according to Miss Venable, and doesn’t
that just sound glorious? So at the end of the first two episodes there’s
already a number of questions that need answers before the season is out.
1. Who or what exactly caused the
Apocalypse?
2. What happened to the people
who didn’t find shelter in time?
3. What is the Cooperative
planning with those that did?
4. Who is Rubber Man this time?
5. What powers does Michael
Langdon possess? Did he make Gallant hallucinate?
6. What does having „flawless
genetic material” mean in the face of the Apocalypse?
That’s all I have so far, besides
the obvious „how all this ties into Murder House and Coven” question. Let’s
hope next week yields us some answers!
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